FAQ - Frolic Factory Store

Welcome to the Frolic Factory Store FAQ page! We know you've got questions, and we're here to answer them with a smile and a chuckle. Let's dive into some of the most pressing (and amusing) questions about our novelty toys and gags.

Q1: What is the proper way to use a rubber chicken?

A1: Ah, the classic rubber chicken! The proper way to use it is to sneak up behind someone, give it a squeeze, and enjoy the look of bewilderment on their face. Bonus points if you can incorporate it into a family dinner to see who notices first. Remember, laughter is best served rubbery!

Q2: Can I use a whoopee cushion as a flotation device?

A2: While a whoopee cushion can make quite a splash at parties, we don't recommend using it as a flotation device. It's best to keep it on solid ground where it can fulfill its true destiny: creating hilarious moments and unforgettable pranks.

Q3: What happens if I use a joy buzzer on myself?

A3: If you use a joy buzzer on yourself, you'll experience a shocking revelation: you're a glutton for punishment! Just kidding. It will give you a surprising little jolt and a great excuse to say, "I really shocked myself this time!"

Q4: How many fake mustaches should I own?

A4: The real question is, how many fake mustaches can you fit in your mustache drawer? We'd say at least seven—one for each day of the week. This way, you can be a different character every day, from "Mysterious Monday" to "Sneaky Saturday."

Q5: Is it safe to juggle rubber chickens, fake mustaches, and whoopee cushions?

A5: Juggling these items is not only safe but highly encouraged! However, be prepared for uncontrollable laughter from your audience. Just make sure to practice your chicken-flipping skills in a clear area—no one wants a rogue rubber chicken to the face!

Q6: Can a fake ice cube with a fly in it actually chill my drink?

A6: While our fake ice cubes won't cool your beverage, they will coolly trick your friends. Pop one into their drink and watch the hilarity ensue as they try to fish out the unexpected critter. Remember, the only thing cooler than a chilled drink is a chilled prank!

Q7: Do invisible ink pens really make things disappear?

A7: Our invisible ink pens won't make you vanish into thin air, but they will make your writing temporarily disappear. Perfect for secret messages, treasure hunts, or writing your grocery list with a side of mystery.

Q8: Can I use your prank toilet paper as regular toilet paper in an emergency?

A8: In an emergency, any toilet paper is better than none! But beware, our prank toilet paper might leave your bathroom guests in stitches (figuratively, of course). It's designed for laughs, so keep a backup roll of the real stuff handy just in case.

Q9: How do I properly store my collection of fake bugs?

A9: Fake bugs are best stored in dark, spooky places where they can surprise the unsuspecting. Think cookie jars, cereal boxes, or your sibling's sock drawer. It's all about maximizing the element of surprise!

Q10: Can I bring my Frolic Factory Store purchases to work?

A10: Absolutely! In fact, we encourage it. Nothing boosts office morale like a good rubber chicken prank or a well-placed whoopee cushion. Just make sure your boss has a good sense of humor. If they don't, well, you might need to find a new hiding spot for your joy buzzer.

Thanks for visiting the Frolic Factory Store FAQ page! If you have any other questions, feel free to reach out to us. Remember, life's too short to be serious all the time—keep it fun and frolicsome!